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    "... you have an enormous love rod, and the James Corden physique is soooooo sexy..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenBee View Post
    Chicken........f$$k off
    hiya chicken..any news?

    "where is it...what thats it?"

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    Me: "I see on your favourites you do A, any chance I can have a go at that?"
    Her: "Your a pretty big lad so I think it might be too sore, sorry"
    Me: "Ah well, better get undressed and have a shower anyway"

    Come out of shower naked and get looked up and down

    Her: "I don't think there will be a problem with anal"
    Me: " "

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    The third girl I ever saw started crying ! That sort of killed the moment.
    Over the top fake moaning is a no no
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    The third girl I ever saw started crying !
    Yes I heard and she still mentions it everytime she passes the cheese counter in Tescos

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie View Post
    So in the middle of a hot steamy dirty talkin kind of a session, are there any words that turn you off or kill the mood or you just dont care for?


    "That's extra" or "Time's up" - both pretty much kill it for me.
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Yes I heard and she still mentions it everytime she passes the cheese counter in Tescos
    She now works behind the cheese counter at Tescos !
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Try and not wake me up when you roll off
    Will you pull my nightdress down when you are finished
    And of course the old chestnut .................That ceiling needs to be painted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie View Post
    So in the middle of a hot steamy dirty talkin kind of a session, are there any words that turn you off or kill the mood or you just dont care for?


    I've given this due consideration and I can safely say... No!

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    "has anyone ever said you look like Johnny Depp"...ive heard it so many times it just turns me right off.

    girls just treat me like a piece of meat sometimes......

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