"... you have an enormous love rod, and the James Corden physique is soooooo sexy..."
"... you have an enormous love rod, and the James Corden physique is soooooo sexy..."
Me: "I see on your favourites you do A, any chance I can have a go at that?"
Her: "Your a pretty big lad so I think it might be too sore, sorry"
Me: "Ah well, better get undressed and have a shower anyway"
Come out of shower naked and get looked up and down
Her: "I don't think there will be a problem with anal"
Me: " "
anon361 (30-03-11), Ebony Amber (29-03-11), kelso (29-03-11), Lucy Chambers (29-03-11)
The third girl I ever saw started crying ! That sort of killed the moment.
Over the top fake moaning is a no no
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
mellors (29-03-11)
Monkeynut (29-03-11)
Try and not wake me up when you roll off
Will you pull my nightdress down when you are finished
And of course the old chestnut .................That ceiling needs to be painted.
"has anyone ever said you look like Johnny Depp"...ive heard it so many times it just turns me right off.
girls just treat me like a piece of meat sometimes......
Ebony Amber (29-03-11)