If God had your phone number ....

**Bruno69** · 28-03-11, 22:32

Originally Posted by warmcome

i would obtain some medical marijuana,
i'd call next of kin and fill them in.

i suppose two days of making peace with the new reality,
probably see a couple of girls. get a new home for the cat.

You're such a lovely man, warmcome. If we were both gay, I'd marry you in a second :-)

**Monkeynut** · 28-03-11, 22:35

Originally Posted by dr love

Flys when your having a much fun as your having monkey.: lol doc

or ....... Life is like a toilet roll, it goes faster as you get to the end!

**warmcome** · 28-03-11, 22:37

Originally Posted by Bruno69

You're such a lovely man, warmcome. If we were both gay, I'd marry you in a second :-)

meet my cat- "meowww"

**dr love** · 28-03-11, 22:38

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

or ....... Life is like a toilet roll, it goes faster as you get to the end!

Christ don't want to think of that , I'm well over half then .: lol doc

**kelso** · 28-03-11, 22:38

Originally Posted by Bruno69

You're such a lovely man, warmcome. If we were both gay, I'd marry you in a second :-)

reminds me of that bit in fr ted with all the priests on the plane, they r told its going to crash ands one of the priests tells the next priest he loves him

**69patrick69** · 28-03-11, 22:58

Originally Posted by Banjo

... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

Two days. What would you do ?

i would not answer it because i dont have his no in my phone

**ChiefHandker** · 28-03-11, 23:18

Originally Posted by Banjo

... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

Two days. What would you do ?

I'd get the phonecalls and unpleasantries out of the way first.. then i'd get as much money as i can get my hands on, call my mates up and live like a drunken lord. Then i'd steal my prick neighbour's car and drive off a cliff in the 48th hour - if i have to go then i'm going on MY terms

**El Gordo** · 28-03-11, 23:27

If he's calling any escorts then he should make sure to call rather than just texting, and to use a mobile rather than a landline.

**Rayden** · 28-03-11, 23:29

Originally Posted by Banjo

... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

I'd say "About fuckin' time" and patiently wait for the two days to pass.

**emmasweet** · 28-03-11, 23:31

If Him call me i will tell Him to take me just 4 day and to drop me back lol

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