Gort...

[JAMESCORK]

Oh Gort has all of these things and more, or less.

Interestingly the website Gort Tourist Information - Online Guide to Gort Galway Ireland states...

"Some 40% of the residents of Gort are non-Irish"

And you know what that means, nudge nudge, wink wink, say...no...more!!!

Thanking you for the link to that colourful and informative website. I delved into the depts of Gort culture and explored every point of interest and read each and every poetic page.... whilst waiting for me toast to pop...

It was truely a Historic Journey into a quint little Dingleberry Town. A town that brought great joy to the Galway County Tourist Board... since it was bypassed.


Typical Gortonian...

I look forward to my pending trip with anticipation....

[monster_monster]

I don't think the population can be 40% escort, unless the other 60% are extremely well paid.

Gort is a world famous escort training facility hence the 40% escort rate in the town. Every escort in the world has to spend 3 weeks there every 2 years for re-training. They have also moved the bones of Mary Magdalene to Gort to help emphasize how important the training is to the local economy.

[Monkeynut]

Gort? Gort? Why would anyone go there unless they had no choice ....... Benny lives in Gort. He says he lives in Galway but he doesnt .....