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  1. 23-03-11, 14:31 #21
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    Rover : Diesel fitter, works in underwear dept of M&S. When a young lady with a fine arse is looking for a pair of briefs he is known to select the nearest pair and offer up: “diesel fitter”

    Dr Love: Works in the laundry department of St Patricks Maternity hospital. Likes to try on doctors overalls and has recently received a stereoscope for Christmas.

    Benny: Artificial Inseminator, feels most comfortable with his hand up to his armpits up a cows are. And hr hasn't met Lucy yet .

    Dave1Dave: Scientist. Currently working on the theory: “If there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris”.

    Forrest: Unemployed stand up comic. Using the boards to try out his new material, planning a career re-launch soon.
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  3. 23-03-11, 14:58 #22
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    Benny : Pizza delivery consultant. Proud of his zero late and one undelivered record. Except, that one time that the guy drunk called and didn't tell them he had moved, system still had his old address. Currently in talks with managment to have this expunged from his record.

    Jimbop : Lab technician, currently working on new ground breaking silicone implants. These will continually grow at a slow pace after insertion. Untill maximum Boobieness is achieved.
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    Everyone that posts here during working hours: Self employed, IT Dept drones (able to bypass or clear logs), disgruntled employees that just don't give a shit (it's all logged and will be used to fire you) or last of all the unemployed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    Everyone that posts here during working hours: Self employed, IT Dept drones (able to bypass or clear logs), disgruntled employees that just don't give a shit (it's all logged and will be used to fire you) or last of all the unemployed.
    Can't find a job huh Monster. .... Pity...
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  7. 23-03-11, 15:21 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Can't find a job huh Monster. .... Pity...
    no problem with that just yet

    it's just that what I do I am on the internet quite a bit and also have no one looking over my shoulder, but it just gets me wondering how some people are here almost 24/7
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    Did i tell ya i am director of globe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blond chick NIKKY View Post
    Did i tell ya i am director of globe?
    Yip!... and the world weeps as you orbit forever out of reach...



    USA is particularly lucky

    Does GLOBE stand for Gorgeous Lesbian Or Bi-sexual Escorts plc? If so you make a fine director of operations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Yip!... and the world weeps as you orbit forever out of reach...



    USA is particularly lucky

    Does GLOBE stand for Gorgeous Lesbian Or Bi-sexual Escorts plc? If so you make a fine director of operations.
    Ha ha yr the best QPT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blond chick NIKKY View Post
    Ha ha yr the best QPT
    I try babe... I try

    Let me know if you need the minutes taken for next years AGM of GLOBE (I'll try and stop the pen from shaking )
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  13. 23-03-11, 16:00 #30
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    jamescork:...aahhh just read it...........

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