Design your Bordello?

[kelso]

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Well, I created such a place back in the late 90's on Morehampton Rd., a couple of doors down from Sacks Hotel in Dublin; I remembered reading in one of james Joyce's books about a brothel, so I tried to fashion this place like the one I read in the book it was originally a B.B. so neighbors wouldn't mind the traffic, and since Sacks had a disco, the neighbors were use to noise, which came in handy as The Burlington Hotel's security would give our address to punters on the lookout for fun! So there was a steady stream of late-nite clients; the landlord know what was going on, he actually put the Security at the Burlington wide, and he also got his friends, posh D4 types, to come to the place; it helped also that I served hard and soft liquour free of charge; letting girls take bottles of wine, beer and Spirts helped the place get REALLY busy fast! I wanted the place to get a name for itself, which it did! So many clients would come by and say ''their friends told them about the place''. People would ring the doorbell at all times of the night, and since their were English girls over from England there was always someone to look after them.


I didn't make a lot of money because the rent was WAY too high, but i didn't care as I was having fun being my own boss The place didn't last that long as I am sure two of my competitors called Garda, it couldn't have been anyone else, the place was too well located. Weeks after it closed the landlord would ring me up and tell me to bring back the girls and open back up because clients were sill ringing the doorbell, and they didn't look like gureyors.

wow!!!! sopunds like a better spot than some of the shitholes i used to be in leeson st!

[Forrest]

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Well, I created such a place back in the late 90's on Morehampton Rd., a couple of doors down from Sacks Hotel in Dublin; I remembered reading in one of james Joyce's books about a brothel, so I tried to fashion this place like the one I read in the book it was originally a B.B. so neighbors wouldn't mind the traffic, and since Sacks had a disco, the neighbors were use to noise, which came in handy as The Burlington Hotel's security would give our address to punters on the lookout for fun! So there was a steady stream of late-nite clients; the landlord know what was going on, he actually put the Security at the Burlington wide, and he also got his friends, posh D4 types, to come to the place; it helped also that I served hard and soft liquour free of charge; letting girls take bottles of wine, beer and Spirts helped the place get REALLY busy fast! I wanted the place to get a name for itself, which it did! So many clients would come by and say ''their friends told them about the place''. People would ring the doorbell at all times of the night, and since their were English girls over from England there was always someone to look after them.


I didn't make a lot of money because the rent was WAY too high, but i didn't care as I was having fun being my own boss The place didn't last that long as I am sure two of my competitors called Garda, it couldn't have been anyone else, the place was too well located. Weeks after it closed the landlord would ring me up and tell me to bring back the girls and open back up because clients were sill ringing the doorbell, and they didn't look like gureyors.

All those times I was in Sachs chasing a lost cause and your place so close.
Ah well, I've made up for it since then.

[Morpheus]

Imagine just imagine if you could create your own gentlemans club,decked out with bar ,pool,bedrooms and dungeon ,populated by your favourite escorts and run by your favourite madam,and its all legal ,no pimps,. run on a co.op dave 1 dave ideal ,would that be your prefered way of punting or do you prefer the more discrete version as it is now?

Ric - you've just started my imagination going wild! Thats the stuff of dreams!

I love clubs, strip joints and punting. What could be better than having all of that under one roof!!

And to be able to choose the girls that actually work there! (i.e. my favourites page).Wow, that would be heaven on earth.

(Mind you I'd skip the dungeon and S&M stuff, as that isn't my thing).

[Ric Hardgear]

JESUS H CHRIST Forrest ,...SACHS????,I ended up there once as a broke student it was full of young rough birds and auld men...I always liked the building ,very elegant on the outside but a kip inside

[monster_monster]

Ric - you've just started my imagination going wild! Thats the stuff of dreams!

I love clubs, strip joints and punting. What could be better than having all of that under one roof!!

And to be able to choose the girls that actually work there! (i.e. my favourites page).Wow, that would be heaven on earth.

(Mind you I'd skip the dungeon and S&M stuff, as that isn't my thing).

reminded me of this advert below, but call it "Punts R Us" or something along those lines.

[Forrest]

JESUS H CHRIST Forrest ,...SACHS????,I ended up there once as a broke student it was full of young rough birds and auld men...I always liked the building ,very elegant on the outside but a kip inside

Ric, when I was there as a young fella it was known as Jurassic Park

It's all changed there now, the nightclub is called Vanilla which looks very cool, and I am the dinasaur.

[willyup]

Ric, when I was there as a young fella it was known as Jurassic Park

It's all changed there now, the nightclub is called Vanilla which looks very cool, and I am the dinasaur.

Isnt that terrible, that sudden realization that you are in fact the oldest person in the place and what you thought were admiring looks from all the young fillys were in fact either pity or they were trying to work out whos dad you were.

[wanted the best 69]

JESUS H CHRIST Forrest ,...SACHS????,I ended up there once as a broke student it was full of young rough birds and auld men...I always liked the building ,very elegant on the outside but a kip inside

oh, one almighty shit hole, went there once, oh god, as you said, ric, auld fellows and scrubbers