Seeing as most men tend to feel an awful lot better after an appointment with their local sex worker, I think the clients should be correctly referred to as patients.
Denise89: What seems to be the matter Dave?.....What symptoms have you got?
Dave1Dave: I'm not really sure what's wrong with me Denise, but for the past week I've had a very stiff mickey.
Denise89: Well take your trousers off and get up on that table and we'll take a little look.
Dave1Dave: I wont need a needle will I Denise?.............only I'm scared of them.
Denise89: Don't be such a big baby Dave......it's only a little prick and you'll feel much better afterwards.