Spider bite causes four hour erection

[Mousey]

Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.

Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls) - mose of them prefer to avoid us - but I am personally convinced that spiders are EVIL, right down to their little arachnid souls. If they COULD eat you, they fucking WOULD.

Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.

[dave1dave]

Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.

Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls) - mose of them prefer to avoid us - but I am personally convinced that spiders are EVIL, right down to their little arachnid souls. If they COULD eat you, they fucking WOULD.

Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.

The Brazilian Wandering spider actually eats mice !! It's on the care sheet !

[Mousey]

The Brazilian Wandering spider actually eats mice !! It's on the care sheet !

I am not clicking on that fucking link Dave!!!

[robijntje]

That would be something for me actually!

Too bad I have arachnophobia...



Christ.

[kelso]

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so thats where our tax dollar goes!! lol

mind u if it works ill be out in the garden tomro searchin for 1 of the basterds!

[Franken996]

mind u if it works ill be out in the garden tomro searchin for 1 of the basterds!

check the banana aisle in your supermarket- the little hairy bastards travel that way ;->

[JAMESCORK]

I feckin hate spiders too. I also have a fear of heights. My worst nightmare is being kidnapped by a giant spider and being carried away on it's back. Arrrrrgh.

[kelso]

I feckin hate spiders too. I also have a fear of heights. My worst nightmare is being kidnapped by a giant spider and being carried away on it's back. Arrrrrgh.

ahh you have arachnovertigo jc, common problem!! best stick to tera firma with a nice hotty on ur arm....

[JAMESCORK]

ahh you have arachnovertigo jc, common problem!! best stick to tera firma with a nice hotty on ur arm....

Fuuuuck. Arachnovertigo... That sounds awful... Sound advice bud. Ta.