My Research Findings

[Banjo]

I must now come clean and tell everyone that since joining E-I in 2006 I've actually been basing my doctoral thesis on it. Sorry - and yes I've been leading a double life on here. Most of the first 4 years was spent just observing, throwing in the odd post and watching the reaction. The final part was done in the last few months where I had to actively post and deduce some conclusions. And now, after 5 years of work I want to share my findings with everyone.

1. There is a strong indication that some of the people on this site have been having sex with each other. There are many sitations of this I can point to.

2. Some people don't seem to like each other. Again I can point out many many sitations of this.

3. It would appear that there is this group of people called "Mods" going about. They appear to be the police of the site and wield some shocking powers they're not afraid to use.

4. There are all these women that come and go from time to time. They each have their own advertising space where they sell various things. It has not been possible to decipher what all these items are since they use some foreign language I haven't been able to trace. Things like CIM, GFE, OWO and so forth. I strongly suspect these are household cleaning products.

5. There is a huge market out there for these cleaning products. Mostly men.

6. This seems to be a truly international site, judging from the fact that a lot of the sales people are from different corners of the planet. It seems they are providing their products through mail order.

Conclusions.

The site holds one big treasure. It holds evidence of a revolution in household responsibilities whereby men are taking a far greater role in the home. They are out there constantly looking out for the next new and fabulous cleaning products and using them with intense satisfaction. There are occasions where the product did not do what it said on the tin, but in the main there is general satisfaction and praise out there for the products. Bottom line is that womens role in the home is no longer being the scrubber. She has started to become valued for her intellect and contribution to society while men are taking up the slack to allow women develop. The win win situation there is that men seem to have taken to it very well. So as you see - this is a social revolution to be welcomed.

I will be forwarding my thesis to the FG/Lab negotiations this afternoon so they can incorporate this new reality into their programme for government. Hopefully they'll be able to utilise it when they're coming up with better ways to run the country. I think it'll give them an opportunity and free reign to put more women in positions of responsibility because as you can see, men now have the home under control and there's no need to worry about that any more.

Thank you everyone for helping me compile this thesis. It's been a long slog but has borne much fruit as you can see.