Perfume ?

[Forrest]

I have a small request for all the ladies on the site. The other day I had a wonderful appointment with a wonderful lady but that evening when I got home my wife started questioning me about the scent off my skin, don't ask me how I got away with it, I just did. In fairness I could still smell her scent off myself, so my small request is this, ladies, for the sake of us married men will you lay off the strong perfumes before you get us in trouble !!

A shower after the fact, followed by a good spray of air freshener will sort you out.

I remember I was getting ready to leave an appointment when the lady pointed out that I had a bit of glitter on my face. Back to the bathroom for a quick facial scrub. I really don't know how that got there.