Worst ever?

[Crispinphlox]

The only bad experience ive ever had is not being able to get through to Jessica jessy on the phone..

[robijntje]

The only bad experience ive ever had is not being able to get through to Jessica jessy on the phone..

Keep trying... You will get rewarded for perseverance!

[wanderingstar]

Can't say I've ever had a particulaly bad time, although a couple of times I've wondered if some Asian establishments really believe the old adage "They all look the same to me".....must think we're really stupid!

I go in with my eyes open, and so long as nobody rips me off and I "get" what I'm paying for, it's all good

[BIGTYM2010]

Mine was an outcall in Dublin one..actually it was the reason I registered to leave review but the lady was no longer on the site and I always keep an eye out for her but it was terrible it was me with this lady,a lady friend of mine with a male escort . she spent about 10 looking for music on the tele dancing around then when we got on the bed all she done was lick me al over then asked me to take her from behind.insisted on putting it in herself and she started screaming and bouncing like my magic stick was 15 inch's and let me tell you its not ..lol... Then I coped she was actually holding it in her hand so it wasn't even up her...and when that's your first time you find it hard to believe you ever had another punt..well I did and I was glad I didn't allow it to knock me off ..BECAUSE THE LADIES OF E-I ARE LADIES THAT CANNOT BE BEATEN THEY ARE GREAT...

[jggy2003]

I've had a few ropey ones, usually fattish ones who insist on being on top and smother my breathing or one who was into PVC and water and tried to turn me on to water sports and gave out when the lad was not responding. The worst experience of all was in a dodgy flat over a shop in Jervis Street and the escort was extremely thin and haggard looking........ but I came ............... in the end.
One habit which I have experienced is chewing gum. My first punt ever was with a young one who was chewing gum..........!!!

[Amy Alison]

In comparation with some if you here, I have no bad stories to tell.
I seem to be quite lucky with my clients. But I do compensate having lots and lots of TWs that don't show up to their appointments

[mature abby]

Bout 10 years ago saw a touring irish lady in limerick. A very good looking woman with a great bod, say mid thirties, she was in a hotel and as i walked into the room saw a supermacs bag on the locker, fair enuf says i a girl gotta eat, but i would pay more attention to that now! Anyway i thought she was really hot and we got down to the deed, i dropped the head at speed and i prob resembled a child with a cone for all of about 2 seconds, then it hit me the smell, not of bo as the lady generally smelt wonderful, but piss, not even pee but piss, instantly i came up for air almost hyperventilating, it was unreal. Despite the considerable trauma endured i mantained the todger and we rubbered up for mish. I was determined not to delay at this stage, tickling her g spot was least of my concerns, and promptly blew the load. However, i would think as i came my cock deflated faster than a ff minister`s ego, result cock plopped out condom left in, contents inside, and me fishing in the septic tank again, all was extracted without spilling a drop, lady embarresed me grateful to get out of that hotel with myself intact. FOR 3 DAYS after despite vigourous washing i could not get rid of the smell from my mouth, however all was not lost as i learned a lesson from that lifechanging event.... if you intend on going diving, it has to be finger licken good!!

i was waiting for punchline involving supermac lol

[deptcharge]

What was your worst ever experience with an escort and why?

Ladies, worst ever experience with a client and why?

A lady that is as cold as a fish
And her ...... smells like a FISH FACTORY
Realy awful!!!!