The Irish are great and so damn sexy....

[Alec Horan]

with their sexy red hair and cute freckles and isnt it lovely the way the church devoted themselves to educating the youth and that cute little thing the way all garda seem to marry nurses and live in quaint little villages with more pubs than people and the way we sing our folk songs which the rest of the world love so much and the way we sing 'you'll never beat the irish' just shows how proud we are of our sporting teams and the way we win the odd olympic medal which just shows how much we punch above our weight on a global scale and didnt we do well to get over the famine and all them eurovision wins that are the envy of the world and good old bono and u2 and the superfabulous westlife and boyzone and jedward makes you wonder how anybody would want to be from anywhere else eh ?



(please dont ban me)