When my wife left me 6 years ago it was 3 days before I found the note!! Didnt even notice she was gone. Did notice that nobody had emptied the dish washer though. Never saw the connection!
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When my wife left me 6 years ago it was 3 days before I found the note!! Didnt even notice she was gone. Did notice that nobody had emptied the dish washer though. Never saw the connection!
charlottebabe (21-02-11), Legswideopen (21-02-11)
Jasus H you have a way with woman what's your seceret.Originally Posted by rimmerguy
Morpheus (22-02-11)
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Not if you don't want her to send you back to her indoors, my name is is worth about as much as a promise from an MP.
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Legswideopen (21-02-11)
Nice one Monkeynut that made me laugh.
little said is easy mended
charlottebabe (21-02-11), Monkeynut (21-02-11)
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Darling have you considered buying her a fur coat to say sorry?
Tell her you were concerned about global warming.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
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Dear El Gordo you've worked a lot in my case, you've probably neglected your family duties and so many things cause of thatI am in big trouble. Just arrived home from working late and wife has left me.
And it's all my fault. Basically it all started on Friday I was ask to do a very simple task which I forgot to do ,thought I could get through the weekend and recitfy the problem today but again forgot all about it.
the note reads as follows-
You forgot again gone to sister's you were warned
The more I think about it the first warning came 1 month ago. But my spare time has been devoted to EI so I never bothered and said to myself "i will do it tomorrow" but it never got done.
So to fix the problem I need to know the telephone number of an oil company Belfast area who can guarantee same day delivery
Thanks
Legs
sorry but you can not aspect i am sorry about your problems
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LWO, you have given her bitching fodder for years to come. Say mea culpa, take the huffing and puffing that will follow, and surprise her with something shiny and expensive. There is nothing like a bit of bling to make a girl forget a transgression or two. But I am speaking for myself, as I am easily bought off with the odd carat or two hanging from some precious metal or the other. But I am easy that way.
Inscription for the card, I hope my dear, even though I forgot to warm you body, these little darlings will warm your heart. A Tiffany blue box will seal the deal. Go forth and melt that CC.
Last edited by Violette; 23-02-11 at 00:09. Reason: I keep forgetting shit.
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“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
Violette your a force to reckon with and a fantasic inscription which I will save (for next time) It all got sorted yesterday with 2 simple phone calls 1 to the oil company 2nd to the florist and delivered to house. All smoothed over by 11.00am even got a thankyou.
little said is easy mended
Violette (23-02-11)
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