The geography of a woman

[Sam Spade]

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
- well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
- gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain
- with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes
care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada
- cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet
- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages
.. an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran
- ruled by a couple of nuts

Thanks for that Tiff, havn't laughed as much for a long while