Hello & Goodbye!

[patmustard]

Hi guys and ladies...

Just a quick note, the first and last to say hello and goodbye.

I've been doing this hobby for 20 years to the day from this coming Saturday..

I can pin point the day as it was my 20th birthday and I have never been with a black girl, and so I ventured down the road..

I've been with approx 400 to 500 ladies over that time and spent approx 100k.

I've tried to stop before (I used to be fuzzydunlop) and have put a sequence of events in place to make sure this time its for good.

In that time I've :-

1. Met some fantastic women and one or two bad!
2. Made some real friends
3. Fallen in love with 3 of the ladies lol!
4. Been poisened, robbed & thrown out of apartment
5. Have 5 x threesomes
6. Been with approx 12 porn stars
7. Nearly been with a TS! But decided I couldn't go through with it! But she was VERY pretty!
8. Tried every position and tried every type of sex known to man - Finally!
9. Been thrown out of an apartment for being suspected of being a reporter but kissed and made up - Yes You Know How You Are

Anyway in that time there are some ladies I would like to say thanks to and in no particular order

Alyssa - Amazing Lady, Beautiful and Funny

AnnaS - Need I say more

Domy - One special lady I fell for!

Jasmin - Jasmin Jasmin! What can I say! If I'm ever stuck for cash I'll take up your suggestion of being a gay porno star

Alice - My new found love & illegaly beautiful!

Brown Sugar - One of the most amazing and genuine ladies I've ever met

Fiona - A wonderful lady with an amazing rabbit and damn sexy voice

Kallina - Amazing warm lady

Jessica Loveit - My last and most amazing 3sum! Legs still shaking

Ciara - Wow! If I were 10 years younger, I would be your man slave!

Irish Alex - Just smoking hot!

Spanish Malena - Jesus!

If I have forgotten anyone I do apologise, but I'm running out of time!

With regards to some of the lads, I've never met any of you, but Mr Fussy, I'd love to have a pint and a chat with you some evening and swap a few war stories lol!

Anyway, its been entertaining and educational and for all the ladies!

Adios & RESPECT!