I'm a devotee of Saint Mary Magdalene, the patron saint of the........err ladies who advertise on this site. Patricia is her representative on earth, the high priestess if you wish of the devotion to the physical pleasures that this world has to offer.
Now I humbly ask you to contribute generously in order that we may continue to propagate the faith. Amen.
P.S. I have a headache, so make sure it's a silent collection.