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    I'm happy to dump my muck. Not fussy after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by An don View Post
    Theres an app for that LOL

    Sexual position Live animation . It has all the positions listed and a brief video of the same . Im going to visit someone now and Im going to use it.
    Keep your phone to yourself mr, any of your funny business and I will ignore the intercom
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Keep your phone to yourself mr, any of your funny business and I will ignore the intercom

    No ms chambers you are quite safe, i have a different app in store for you.LOL
    Last edited by An don; 08-02-11 at 16:22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Keep your phone to yourself mr, any of your funny business and I will ignore the intercom
    Show him the Three Eyed Turtle Lucy

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    Quote Originally Posted by an don View Post
    theres an app for that lol

    sexual position live animation . It has all the positions listed and a brief video of the same . Im going to visit someone now and im going to use it.
    thats a brill idea....lol
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    While browsing through reviews and posts,I noticed that some punters feel disappointed and somewhat frustrated that they didnt properly articulate to the girl.... express your horny wishes through the medium of interpretive dance or an irish jig and reel
    Enjoy ....
    do you really think looking like this plonker will fire your lady friends engine?!

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    well maybe not ,....but check this out AN Don just pmed me his APP , WHAT A SICK PUPPY jaysus luce be afraid BE very very afraid lol...
    10 Incredibly Bizarre Sexual Practices
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Show him the Three Eyed Turtle Lucy
    Pervert
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    well maybe not ,....but check this out AN Don just pmed me his APP , WHAT A SICK PUPPY jaysus luce be afraid BE very very afraid lol...
    10 Incredibly Bizarre Sexual Practices
    I accidently came across "Ponyplay" ( #8 in that list) by virtue of a ladies website- apparently ( here in the States at least) it's not uncommon for dudes to spend two grand on one of these custom made masks!!! ( I'd rather have 10 sessions but I'm just a boring shite!)

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    ohh that has to hurt .autopederasty....although i have been accused of autocranialpederasty
    a thousand kisses deep..

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