A woman went to her doctor for a full check up as she was getting married for the 5th time. After the examination the doctor looked very puzzled. "I can't believe you married four times already, cos you're still a virgin!" She replied "I can explain - 1st hubby was a gynaecologist - all he wanted to do was look at it. 2nd was a psychologist - all he wanted to do was talk about it. 3rd was a builder and he kept saying he'd get round to it next week. 4th was a Fianna Fail TD and all he wanted to do was kiss my arse "What does your fiance do?" She says "He is a banker". The doctor smiled and said. "Well, you will definately get fucked this time!"