Originally Posted by lucy chambers
I'll look forward to that in my old age! (Yuck!!!!!)
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I'll look forward to that in my old age! (Yuck!!!!!
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
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Damnation - knew I should have gone for a domina!!!!!You dont need pills honey. Get yourself a Vacu Pump. I am here if you need help reading the instructions.
*Lucy goes off smug in the knowledge Mark wont be cheeky again*
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Nope. I am planning to introduce a special rate just for you my love.
I love you really.
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Dont think I need em quite yet. Been a while though...shit maybe I need to conduct some reassuring research first and then worry about the lovin.
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We will both be bloody toothless and old by the time you save for those shoes.I'll look forward to that in my old age! (Yuck!!!!!
Stop punting!
Last edited by lucy chambers; 28-01-11 at 23:51.
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Totally agree - always best to take dentures out first!!!!!
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Advice - consultation cost of 2,000.
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
Did we not do the grey pube last week?
Some comic genius I am sure done it!
Ah Yes here it is https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/general-chat/56531-awful-day.html
Last edited by dannyboy10; 28-01-11 at 23:56.
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Dont remember seeing that.
Its an outbreak, is the country under some sort of chemical attack?
If that is really the worst of your problems then you are a lucky man.While in the shower today I paused for the usual admiration of my magnificent manhood and there before me was quite probably the most horrific thing I have ever seen.
Yes, that's right - a white pube peeking out from amongst the rest like an evil pube ninja waiting for the perfect moment to strike me down.
I'm utterly distraught.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
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