I'm devasted

[Sam Spade]

If that is really the worst of your problems then you are a lucky man.

Don't tell him about brewers droop, that will really worry him!!!!!!

[JAMESCORK]

Did we not do the grey pube last week?
Some comic genius I am sure done it!

Ah Yes here it is https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/general-chat/56531-awful-day.html

Some comic genius i am sure did it.... where is CG these days...

[Morpheus]

We will both be bloody toothless and old by the time you save for those shoes.

Stop punting!

You do realise that in my hierarchy of presents to a special lady friend the following trend applies: Chocs/Flowers - then bags/shoes - then DIAMONDS! And whatever you think of Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks, diamonds are definitely forever (outlasting white hair and dentures!)

[Lucy Chambers]

You do realise that in my hierarchy of presents to a special lady friend the following trend applies: Chocs/Flowers - then bags/shoes - then DIAMONDS! And whatever you think of Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks, diamonds are definitely forever (outlasting white hair and dentures!)

Tres bon, we speak the same language. Excuse me darling. I need to go and have some ''private time''. I am now quite flustered.

[ciara]

im 10 yrs older than u do i qualify for that TLC Ciara?!!

Sorry I don't do "tender love & care" more "good hard fucking" lol but yep u can have some whatever sort of "TLC"
U like hun