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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    A Coffee and I supose you will supply the cream?
    Oh no I will not fall for that one!
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    You need to seek help and soon. Try that with me and I will bite you
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    Catch ya tonight kitty
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You need to seek help and soon. Try that with me and I will bite you
    Again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Shut up and hand me a towel!!

    (Hey, I do look five years younger!)
    A handy supply of wet wipes is the only responsible way of dealing with the errr....aftermath. :-)
    Last edited by willyup; 27-01-11 at 13:36.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sperm and Clear Skin

    First of all, lets assume you mean semen. Sperm are the little swimming guys you see in reproduction videos; semen is the lubricative substance that surrounds them and can exist free of sperm. Yes, it is good for the skin. Semen is not only rich in vitamin "E" but it is a natural lubricant that moisturizes the skin and causes it to glow.



    •The reported 'salty' taste is from ammonia salts picked up from the urethra, these salts are very effective at de-greasing as well as having anti-bacterial properties.


    •However, it also has a very distinct odor of musk which may be undesirable. So eat strawberries two hours before!
    be careful not to mix too many food stuffs, you don't want her ending up like this


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    just tell her it could save her life

    Sperm fluid fights Alzheimers
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