Ideal wife

[Morpheus]

Always pay attention to your loved ones conversation.
Never do what I do by trying to multitask by watching tv, or reading and having conversation, "yes dear", "of course dear", "ah ha" etc

You might end up agreeing to something you shouldn't - mother in law visit!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo

I think the problem there Mark, is that we men can't multitask. Hence when we're watching tv, reading, on the computer, etc.. and our significant other is talking, we are only capable of programmed responses..'yes dear', errm, aha, etc...

Nothing worse than the dreaded question - "Are you listening to me?"!!!!! I still haven't figured out a plausible answer to that one!

[Forrest]

I think the problem there Mark, is that we men can't multitask. Hence when we're watching tv, reading, on the computer, etc.. and our significant other is talking, we are only capable of programmed responses..'yes dear', errm, aha, etc...

Nothing worse than the dreaded question - "Are you listening to me?"!!!!! I still haven't figured out a plausible answer to that one!

I always reply, "Oh I didn't realise you were talking to me. I thought you were still on the phone to your mother/friend/sexline(she has to supplement the family income somehow)

[Lucy Chambers]

*Please dont read this if you are easily offended or queasy*

I would like to withdraw my statement that DB10 would be my ideal husband. I would also like to state that actually JamesCork is my ideal husband, as he is the most

''insanely attractive man on these boards, infact, the most insanely charismatic man I have ever met and my whole existence is nothing without him''

I would also like to apologise in full for any upset caused to JC, and throw myself at his feet in the hope he will forgive me.

Pfft. Men

[Mousey]

*Please dont read this if you are easily offended or queasy*

I would like to withdraw my statement that DB10 would be my ideal husband. I would also like to state that actually JamesCork is my ideal husband, as he is the most

''insanely attractive man on these boards, infact, the most insanely charismatic man I have ever met and my whole existence is nothing without him''

I would also like to apologise in full for any upset caused to JC, and throw myself at his feet in the hope he will forgive me.

Pfft. Men

I am never speaking to you again, you manky hooer!!!!

[Lucy Chambers]

I am never speaking to you again, you manky hooer!!!!

Look, I can't fecking withdraw it twice

[JAMESCORK]

*Please dont read this if you are easily offended or queasy*

I would like to withdraw my statement that DB10 would be my ideal husband. I would also like to state that actually JamesCork is my ideal husband, as he is the most

''insanely attractive man on these boards, infact, the most insanely charismatic man I have ever met and my whole existence is nothing without him''

I would also like to apologise in full for any upset caused to JC, and throw myself at his feet in the hope he will forgive me.

Pfft. Men

Thats better... thank you...

(I like the way you copied and pasted my text, I think it looks good, dont you honey..)

[Lucy Chambers]

Thats better... thank you...

(I like the way you copied and pasted my text, I think it looks good, dont you honey..)

Just thank me for the post JC. I have humiliated myself once more

[JAMESCORK]

Just thank me for the post JC. I have humiliated myself once more

There is no humiliation in being honest with ones self babe. I am proud of you showing such strength of character.

Im sure everyone here will only laud you all the more. Well done you.....

[dave1dave]

Just thank me for the post JC. I have humiliated myself once more

Lucy !! I never thought you would stoop so low to increase your rep bars !!!

I'll thank you, just because you are you.

[Lucy Chambers]

Lucy !! I never thought you would stoop so low to increase your rep bars !!!

I'll thank you, just because you are you.

Feck.


I need a drink. Willy whipped. Ciao for now.