Do you think escorts should express themselves more?

[Sam Spade]

Lol Heather don't start me on the nipple thing.
..some guys seem to be searching for a radio frequency. It so makes me laugh..

''aren't they big? Aren't they lovely? Oh look, what happens if I do THIS''

Mea culpa :-)

Unfortunately theres one thing I love to do, and thats to change frequency channels like most men.
Maybe harking back to our breastfeeding days? whatever it is thats why we love the female body so much.

Just remember ladies to remind us gentlemen how sensitive you may be.
If we perchance to get carried away (again), remind us again and if necessary give our face a friendly slap to focus our attention on what you say.
You must remember our attention span is quite short, especially when encountering such delectable items.

Although I may apologise for my thoughtless actions, I would never apologise for the affect you have on us mere mortals!
Whatever you do, never joke about those delectable mounds. After all, some of us think of them as our gods and truly worship them in their entirety!

[Lucy Chambers]

I bought my first stack of small brown envelopes today! Now please don't tell me that you ladies prefer white envelopes!!

Hate to tell you this Morpheus, but only white will do

[JessicaJessy]

Now I am beet red!! You are too kind.

But getting back to the thread, I really like your blog idea. So often these questions about how to treat a lady, have sex, do reverse oral, etiquette for payment etc.. get discussed on this forum. But the reality is that its mainly the guys replying and giving their opinions. Its like the blind leading the blind.

I for one really look forward to hearing what you have to say and what advice you can offer the likes of me. I appreaciate that it will be your opinion and that every woman is different. However, I think both I and many other guys will learn a lot. And the application as you have pointed out will be wider than the scope of this community.


Case in point: The thread on how to hand over money - gave very differing opinons. Mainly from guys on what we all thought you ladies liked. It didn't change my practice one bit. However, having spoken to you and getting it "straight from the horses mouth", I will now be using envelopes for transactions. I bought my first stack of small brown envelopes today! Now please don't tell me that you ladies prefer white envelopes!!

I am really glad that you like the idea of my blog.I've thought a lot how to start the "lessons" and probably it will be based on the questions that i get on the comments.Like this i can give people some answers that are interested in.Now and then I will add things that i consider very important for a men to know.I have to say that this blog will be mainly a personal opinion and a personal point of view,based on my knowledges and my experience.Hope ppl will get into it and i will have a lot of questions to answer.

P.S.:i think that handing money in an envelope is a nice detail.For me,is a proof of manners,good education and class.

[Morpheus]

Hate to tell you this Morpheus, but only white will do

Noooooooo!!!! I thought if brown was good enough for politicians.....well I should have known better!!

[Sam Spade]

As long as you don't say that is "is this your first time?"

Hey! I get that all the time!!

Unfortunately they look at me and think I started, rather late in life :-(

[Morpheus]

Mea culpa :-)


If we perchance to get carried away (again), remind us again and if necessary give our face a friendly slap to focus our attention on what you say.
You must remember our attention span is quite short, especially when encountering such delectable items.

I agree with you there Mark - as a bloke my attention span is quite short. Except when it comes to staring at breasts - then I am extremely focussed!! If only I was as focussed in school...

[Lucy Chambers]

I agree with you there Mark - as a bloke my attention span is quite short. Except when it comes to staring at breasts - then I am extremely focussed!! If only I was as focussed in school...

Just please don't try and find Radio One with them

[Sam Spade]

Just please don't try and find Radio One with them

That the difference between us Lucy -
You like Radio One, I like Classic FM
and never the twain shall meet :-(

[Morpheus]

Just please don't try and find Radio One with them

I could have sworn I've picked up 2 FM before....although that might have been the said lady grinding her teeth!

Well that explains the slap I got!

[Lucy Chambers]

That the difference between us Lucy -
You like Radio One, I like Classic FM
and never the twain shall meet :-(

Very deep, cheri. I think you will find that sex is the great equaliser.