What is it with me and mobile phones?

I had a mobile phone, loved it, lasted me ages.

Then about 12months ago I upgraded to a all singing all dancing mobile phone. But in the last 12 months I`ve had it replaced 4 times not sure if its my clumsiness :

1 dropped in the bath
1 dropped down the loo
1 trodden on
and finally dropped one down the stairs.................lol

Tiff xx