My Strange Punter --- GIMP

[dannyboy10]

Danny, the GIMP could not be you !!!!

I really wanted him to throw me on the bed and shag Me, I was actually getting horny doing that !!!

But The GIMP ran AWAY !!! lol

Danny you need to be spanked

While you are spanking can you see if you can shift that carrot!
I can not seem to get any purchase on it!

[Banjo]

One born every minute ......

[Rodney69]

Oh dear! As a tadpole, I used to work on a green grocer's stall! I also had to keep an eye on the lingerie stall for a fella next to it! LOL! I never considered the beautiful bond between sex and vegetables though!

another string to your bow, you were on Eastenders. :-)

[Areeya]

While you are spanking can you see if you can shift that carrot!
I can not seem to get any purchase on it!

The GIMP has been REVEALED.... Hope you enjoyed the carrot salad ....lol

[samlad]

another string to your bow, you were on Eastenders. :-)

If you heard my accent, you would place me more on Coronation Street!! I have actually met a few of the cast.

[dannyboy10]

The GIMP has been REVEALED.... Hope you enjoyed the carrot salad ....lol

I am hardly going to eat it now!!

Now if you will excuse me I have a scathing review to write!!

[Areeya]

Even I find that one hard to believe, it's the carrot up the ass that lost me!

Maybe I just don't watch the right films?

Mark you dont watch any porn...lol, you can join me on the making of my first porn video...that is if you not camera SHY ?

Kisses

[SeamusoChorcaigh]

Hi Guys Today I had the most strange experience with a client,A 25 year old belfast lad booked for an hour, and he made me tie him to a chair, handcuff him, Stick and Orange in his mouth a Carrot up his ASS, Then stand accross the room and throw strawberries at him real hard.....

I can believe how I managed to keep a straight face, He was very pleased and left..


Stuff like that really mess with your head, I guess I learn something new each day.

Kisses
Reeya

Hi,

1. Were the carrots peeled or covered ?
2. Your handcuffs or his, and who had the keys ?
3. Did he bring strawberries or did you make a quick trip to the shop ?
4. How conducive to future meetings do you think yapping about it is on the boards ?
5. Do you expect people to buy this ?

Kisses... and answers on a postcard please...

[Franken996]

no doubt he was charged 200 yo-yos for this fruity escapade;
he could have come to my gaff for 20 ( although I would make more by selling tickets to the neighbours for the priviledge of throwing rotten tomatoes at him...)

[Lucy Chambers]

Hi,

1. Were the carrots peeled or covered ?
2. Your handcuffs or his, and who had the keys ?
3. Did he bring strawberries or did you make a quick trip to the shop ?
4. How conducive to future meetings do you think yapping about it is on the boards ?
5. Do you expect people to buy this ?

Kisses... and answers on a postcard please...

Answer...Iashaf. Happy New Year