Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

Give you head in the cinema

I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge

funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list

HAPPY DAYS
O happy days, I hope you don't wake up too soon!!!