Alcohol consumption warning

[Doozer]

Feck that's where I was going wrong . I taught they were really sick . Thanks mr doozer .: doc

You will learn eventually
Until then you remain an intern under my control doc

[dr love]

You will learn eventually
Until then you remain an intern under my control doc

I think forever more mr doozer . Jaysus if I ever get a chance to nah feck it not worth risking the insurance premium over it .: lol doc

[herodotus]

Good one Forrest, funny cause it's true.

If the government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, the following might be more appropriate

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may

cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

be a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your fucking head in.

cause you to thay things like thish.

cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Xmas party.

may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants, or (panties) anyway.

cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you cannot remember).

be the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on one's forehead (or knees)

create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome, and smarter than some really, really, really BIG biker guy named "Big Al."

make you think you are whispering when you are not.

make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting all over them.

lead you to believe you are invisible.

lead you to think people are laughing WITH you, not AT you.

cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

actually cause pregnancy.

[Sam Spade]

Thanks for post Forrest.
In order to test the ferocity of this theory, I have decided to finish off a bottle of Blandy's Madeira Wine for scientific purposes only
(no pleasure on my behalf).

Will get back to you tomorrow with results (pending headache).

[Forrest]

Some of the most amusing posts have been due to the afluence of incahol !

I wonder is that where Mousey gets his inspiration