It must be after I read the post by AmazingKing and pubic hair. But I had the strangest dream last night ....

I had pubic hair, lots of. It was thick, jet black, and soft. It was like a carpet, in a neat square from belly button to half way down to my knees and as wide as my hips. It was so soft ..... like stroking a bears fur.

Weird. I was so relieved when I woke up !