Morning All.

[Sam Spade]

Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

Don't forget to keep those farts under cover - no wafting please!