Just for a laugh, when Mrs Monkeynut and I were last in the UK we went into a huge sex shop in Glasgow and bought a few bits and bobs..... as you do. One of the items was a vibrator which was a little on the 'ambitious' side. We never opened the packaging as she decided that it wasn't worth the effort!
So... what did we do with it? Well .....
Just for a laugh, we went into Lidl today and placed it amongst the special offers that are always there! We nearly died laughing at the reaction and after about 20 people picked it up a lady in her mid 30's put it in her trolley ...... She waited until a checkout was reasonably clear and went for it ..... I felt so sorry for her actually but it was cataclysmically funny! I hope her face goes that red when she uses it!
I hope I never grow up!