Im still a kid at heart ...

[Monkeynut]

Just for a laugh, when Mrs Monkeynut and I were last in the UK we went into a huge sex shop in Glasgow and bought a few bits and bobs..... as you do. One of the items was a vibrator which was a little on the 'ambitious' side. We never opened the packaging as she decided that it wasn't worth the effort!

So... what did we do with it? Well .....

Just for a laugh, we went into Lidl today and placed it amongst the special offers that are always there! We nearly died laughing at the reaction and after about 20 people picked it up a lady in her mid 30's put it in her trolley ...... She waited until a checkout was reasonably clear and went for it ..... I felt so sorry for her actually but it was cataclysmically funny! I hope her face goes that red when she uses it!

I hope I never grow up!

[samlad]

Just for a laugh, when Mrs Monkeynut and I were last in the UK we went into a huge sex shop in Glasgow and bought a few bits and bobs..... as you do. One of the items was a vibrator which was a little on the 'ambitious' side. We never opened the packaging as she decided that it wasn't worth the effort!

So... what did we do with it? Well .....

Just for a laugh, we went into Lidl today and placed it amongst the special offers that are always there! We nearly died laughing at the reaction and after about 20 people picked it up a lady in her mid 30's put it in her trolley ...... She waited until a checkout was reasonably clear and went for it ..... I felt so sorry for her actually but it was cataclysmically funny! I hope her face goes that red when she uses it!

I hope I never grow up!

That is comedy gowd!!!! LOL!

[carlos marvado]

That's brilliant. The only way to have made that joke better, would have been to secretly film it and then upload it on youtube......you would have yourself a classic there.

[vampirejackie]

Just for a laugh, when Mrs Monkeynut and I were last in the UK we went into a huge sex shop in Glasgow and bought a few bits and bobs..... as you do. One of the items was a vibrator which was a little on the 'ambitious' side. We never opened the packaging as she decided that it wasn't worth the effort!

So... what did we do with it? Well .....

Just for a laugh, we went into Lidl today and placed it amongst the special offers that are always there! We nearly died laughing at the reaction and after about 20 people picked it up a lady in her mid 30's put it in her trolley ...... She waited until a checkout was reasonably clear and went for it ..... I felt so sorry for her actually but it was cataclysmically funny! I hope her face goes that red when she uses it!

I hope I never grow up!

Is this really true???

Its sooooo funny

[JAMESCORK]

You are a mean dirty bastard... but thats why we love ya...lol.

[dr love]

Christ would pay to see that , did she leave with it . :doc

[Monkeynut]

Christ would pay to see that , did she leave with it . :doc

Yes she did after a little confusion at the checkout ..... !!

[dr love]

Yes she did after a little confusion at the checkout ..... !!

Hope you left the batteries in : doc

[carlos marvado]

Yes she did after a little confusion at the checkout ..... !!

It's just as well that they mainly have Polish/eastern European girls at their check-outs........can you imagine a middle aged Irish shop assistant's reaction........"Oh Jesus merciful God, I'm not staying in this place a minute longer".

[Monkeynut]

Is this really true???

Its sooooo funny

Yes its true and we have some still pics to prove it but I wouldnt even dream of posting them ..... We did it this morning at 09.35 and had the best 20 minutes ever!!