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69patrick69 (23-12-10)
Ahh Jaysus Doozer, I can just picture the scene...............
I'm sitting in front of a roaring open log fire......supping a glass of Mouton Cadet 1982........Bing Crosby is crooning 'White Christmas' on the record (vinyl) player and the snow is belting down out of the heavens...............
Suddenly, my semi slumber is disturbed by this sound of coughing, sneezing and spluttering eminating from the chimney breast........to be followed by a wooshing sound as bucket loads of soot fall down the chimney and extinguish the flames.......
Two feet appear down the chimney, shod in black patent high heeled shoes........followed by two legs in sheer black silk stockings with little gold flecks on them. Then what can only be described as a bubble butt framed by a very short red velvet dress wriggles its way through the bottom of the chimney breast.......
The wriggling continues in a rhythmic fashion for some moments and then the bubble butt falls still.........there is an impass in the chimney breast. Being a gentleman, I grab hold of the waist and pull with all my strength......until with a sharp gasp, the blockage overcome, a torso, arms, head and a flash of blonde hair fall out of the chimney.......
A woman falls into my arms exhausted. Gathering her balance and composure, she draws back and dusts herself down.......at last revealing an angelic blonde vision of radiant beauty......her heart still pounding and making her ample 38DD mammaries heavy uncontrollably, so that her little red costume is left struggling to keep everything in place........
She finally draws closer to me and murmurs that her throat is dry after her descent of my chimney and that if I could spare her a glass of my Mouton Cadet 1982, she would be only too pleased to demonstrate her boundless gratitude.......
Being a man who is not unwise in the ways of the world and not slow on the uptake either, I give her a knowing look and flash her my pearly white smile........then closing the final six inches between her breasts and my chest, I lean down until my lips are almost brushing against her ear and in a soft, but manly voice whisper..............
"Ye can feckin well clean up that damn mess and get the bloody fire going before anything passes your lips..........my boyfriend will be home any minute now"
A Merry..........and Gay Christmas to one and all.......and may the fairy on top of your tree enjoy being there as much as you would with a pine branch shoved up your a**e.
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Is there a spare chair at you fireside then : doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc