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    Any comments, Wellhungchap...?

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    deedin, i should throwing'd away said running th'shoes, and then throw a length adin inside into said lady, before pulling out, putting the war face on, and ejaculating streams of tasty cock custard all over said ladies hair, and in her mush too.

    failing that you could always apologise, and then telling'd said lady to getting'd fucking'd off, deedin you do too
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, i should throwing'd away said running th'shoes, and then throw a length adin inside into said lady, before pulling out, putting the war face on, and ejaculating streams of tasty cock custard all over said ladies hair, and in her mush too.

    failing that you could always apologise, and then telling'd said lady to getting'd fucking'd off, deedin you do too
    A little secret about that...we really dont like the hair messing up
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    deedin, that do being why i do liking'd to ejaculate adin inside in it, tis funny out and classy as fuck, d'ya'na
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, i should throwing'd away said running th'shoes, and then throw a length adin inside into said lady, before pulling out, putting the war face on, and ejaculating streams of tasty cock custard all over said ladies hair, and in her mush too.

    failing that you could always apologise, and then telling'd said lady to getting'd fucking'd off, deedin you do too
    Shucks, I knew you wouldn't let us down, fella

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Shucks, I knew you wouldn't let us down, fella
    twas an opportunity that i couldnt refuse, deedin i do happen to have a penchant for such filthy antics, such as ejaculating adin inside in the female face (and hair), and also discussing it AT LENGTH with anyone who may come into contact with me, especially the clergy, deedin
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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