We have an emergency

[Legswideopen]

I think she is cheating on you. Probably why she was so het up about the dress

Just what I needed to hear. Raid the account for a lady. Cu in my neck of the woods

[Westsidex]

The postman probably has his ears pierced.

Westside.

[lonely]

The postman probably has his ears pierced.

Westside.

him or one of the door installers

[Legswideopen]

The postman probably has his ears pierced.

Westside.

I think you mean EAR lol

[Lucy Chambers]

him or one of the door installers

I think it is the brother in law. Brother in laws are always dodgy.

[lonely]

I think it is the brother in law. Brother in laws are always dodgy.

or his own brother

[Legswideopen]

I think it is the brother in law. Brother in laws are always dodgy.

I'll be checking ears and sniffing pants when she comes home??

[Lucy Chambers]

or his own brother

Probably both. It must be lonely, sat at home, co ordinating earrings to dresses whilst hubbie is hanging doors..

[BACMAN36]

Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.

Think I saw the film. Was Tom Hanks in it?

[Legswideopen]

or his own brother

Could even be my sister