On a serious note if i've ever seen a thread that needs to be taken off topic then this is it so please stop feeding this fool.
I will tell you, Mucker me old china. The truth is Maxi is also known as 'Max De Pimp'. The other pimps, (Carlos, Luther, Dannybo10, Herodotus) to name but four, quake when he posts. Head of the little known much much reviled 'Irish Pricing Fixing Cartel', he spends his days polishing his winklepickers, posting to here, and keeping his bitches in line. On da web. As you do.
Capiche?