The Worst Hour of the Day

**monster_monster** · 02-12-10, 19:26

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

I am now wet. Soaking. I just dug my car out of the snow, skidded back and realised this has to be the worst joke ever.

Did you know that on the 1st of October all Swedes fit snow chains or double width snow tires?
Did you know that in Russia this is considered a flurry?
In Germany, where it is FAR WORSE, the autobahn is clear.

In England, people slept in their cars on the M25.
In Ireland, it is reduced to a skating rink
Yet this was forecast a week ago.

This is ABSOLUTE CRAP. WHERE ON EARTH IS THE PLANNING?

i take it you put the snow chains on you car knowing this was forecast

**An don** · 02-12-10, 19:27

Im getting a jimmy bond special for christmas. Press a button and it fires gripping spikes out of the tires . cool eh

**Lucy Chambers** · 02-12-10, 19:53

Originally Posted by monster_monster

i take it you put the snow chains on you car knowing this was forecast

Oh yes, of course. I also have a sleeping bag, shovel, hot water bottle and torch.

(I am lying)

**Lucy Chambers** · 02-12-10, 19:54

Originally Posted by An don

Do you need a hug Ms Chambers

Yes please. I have had a horrid day

**Paddii** · 02-12-10, 20:10

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Yes please. I have had a horrid day

((((((((((((((Lucy))))))))))))))

**Monkeynut** · 02-12-10, 20:20

Originally Posted by dannyboy10

I am ready to burn my BMW. Shit rear wheel drive on a diesel just does not work on hills in winter!!!

Serves you right for buying a piece of shit! Wise men follow the star ....

**Lucy Chambers** · 02-12-10, 20:24

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Serves you right for buying a piece of shit! Wise men follow the star ....

Look. I will tell you for the final time..when I see a car I don't care about the horse power, the consumption, the safety or the economy. I like the pretty colour, the roof, the little badge and the cute little button I can press so I can put more luggage in. I know I am an idiot, but that is it.

I am also a demon parker and brilliant navigator, so leave me alone.

**Monkeynut** · 02-12-10, 20:27

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Look. I will tell you for the final time..when I see a car I don't care about the horse power, the consumption, the safety or the economy. I like the pretty colour, the roof, the little badge and the cute little button I can press so I can put more luggage in. I know I am an idiot, but that is it.

I am also a demon parker and brilliant navigator, so leave me alone.

Lucy darling .... your BMW isnt a piece of shit, dannyboy's is ...... You really do need a hug.

**Lucy Chambers** · 02-12-10, 20:29

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Lucy darling .... your BMW isnt a piece of shit, dannyboy's is ...... You really do need a hug.

I do. I need a hug and a cocktail and a moment of foot rubbing. If you can do that I am up for offers of marriage and unseemly sex.

**Monkeynut** · 02-12-10, 20:31

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

I do. I need a hug and a cocktail and a moment of foot rubbing. If you can do that I am up for offers of marriage and unseemly sex.

Lucy.... Im in Wexford you are in Londonderry ...... mmmmmmm

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