Cork - The best place in Ireland????????????

[Westsidex]

I shall be warming red wine in preparation for you honey.

I shalt warm your arse if you come near me.

Sincerely,
Westside.

Ps Go to Lapland. Heard its great at Xmas.

[Lucy Chambers]

I shalt warm your arse if you come near me.

Christ Westie if you had told me you were kinky we could have saved all the foreplay. Which cheek???

[Monkeynut]

Having spent many years as a sales rep covering the 32 counties I can say with certain authority that the best place to live is Wexford seconded by Donegal. I live in Wexford by choice and not because I was born here!

[Mousey]

The only bad thing about visiting Cork is the chance that one of the inbred monkeys that live there will try to talk to you instead of taking your order...

[Monkeynut]

The only bad thing about visiting Cork is the chance that one of the inbred monkeys that live there will try to talk to you instead of taking your order...

But surely they have to use words like 'froies wid dat' whilst taking your order?

[ThomasJ]

Am from Dublin but looking at the weather there happy to be living in Cork - have to agree it's a great place to live.

[Westsidex]

The only bad thing about visiting Cork is the chance that one of the inbred monkeys that live there will try to talk to you instead of taking your order...

whats the order again? Deep fried mouses testicals in batter?

Westside.

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

Well, I'm relieved! I love going out and about while in Cork but feared I'd have to be holed up indoors for the next four days if it was too cold. I picked the right city, then.

[Westsidex]

Well, I'm relieved! I love going out and about while in Cork but feared I'd have to be holed up indoors for the next four days if it was too cold. I picked the right city, then.

Its me sweetie. Ice cream melts when i walk past and thats without even going into the shop. I bring a seasonal sunshine to the city.

Westside.

[corkpunter]

Plenty of time then to dust down your boat for the impending floods later on in the year lol doc;

Got locked in a pub years ago, after a couple of after work pints we were told we had to move upstairs, because there was a flooding. Next time we looked out, someone in a canoe came sailing up Oliver Plunkett street. Then it was time to drink some more before we had to go home. Got a lock in to try and get the ebb coming so we didn't have to get too wet on the way home. Didn't totally work though but was a good night. So don't knock it Doc, before you try it.