It was a long summers night when i decided to visit Anna. Oh yeah, this was going to be my moment. Off with the old and on with the new. Decided to freshen up first. Standing there ,in the nip, in my speedo, muslces like knots on a midgets penis. Removed the banana, quickly focused on reality and man ,oh yeah my moment is coming.
A whole tube of extra fresh GFE toothpaste, A pound of hunky moisturiser and a whole tub of extra strong hair gel. Of yeah a guido in the making. Snipidy Snip, pubidy pube. Alittle under the arm hair recess and my favourite col around the bum.
Oh yeah these white chord tweeds are the buisiness, look real well with my Calvin Klein beige collarless shirt complete with pink dots and a BEAR logo on the back.
Oh yeah baby ,this is my moment. Off out the door, hopidy hop, skipidy skip and flopidy flop. Need to work on the boyo before i arrive, good thing that the pockets are sizable, never get my hands in there otherwise. Fuck the car, im walking, its my moment.
Arrived at the destination, door opened and there stood Anna, lovely. Led me by the hand up 15 flights of 1 1/2 ft wide stairs. The meeting went like this.

ME Hello Anna, you look georgous

Anna ooooohohhhhhoh

ME 250.......

Anna thank you, ill be with you in a sec..........

In i went, dropped my tweeds and out the load came.

ME blush blush,

Anna oh my ill get you some wipes.

Me thank you

Anna your welcome, are you ok?

ME yes i am

Anna great ,you know where the front door is, on yer bike.

Me but.............

Anna out!!!!

And so ended my moment. I went home, logged on to E-I to vent my assholke at the Sweetie but she wasnt there. Oh well ,will fill my piggy bank and visit someone else.

Sincerely,
Westside.

Hey this is an interesting conversation, its one that you dont say anything, we were just....no no no i was just talking