wanking to profiles

[rover]

Yep i found it a bit strange when i heard it goes on but we do have some very strange people in our camp........

There's nothing strange about wanking, whatever the theme, it's been going on for thousands of years and will continue to go on, unless somebody blows up the planet, 99 percent of the male population masturbate, the other 1 percent are liars.

[westcorklad]

In light of recent conversations in the chat room and with a couple of escorts it has come to my attention that some fellas actually wank to the escort profiles.
This is something that has never even crossed my mind before so who's going to be the first one to admit they do it.
In case you are too embarrassed to admit it i think you can vote anonymously and this should tell the true story.

I have been known to do it in my time.
After all I am the biggest wanker on this site.

[rover]

I have been known to do it in my time.
After all I am the biggest wanker on this site.

No you're not, I am.

[westcorklad]

No you're not, I am.

Theres only one way to settle this.
Why not have a wanking competition.?
Whoever does the most wanking in say a week wins the prize.

Westie can organise it and Nicole Jackie and Sarah can be the judges.

[rover]

Theres only one way to settle this.
Why not have a wanking competition.?
Whoever does the most wanking in say a week wins the prize.

Westie can organise it and Nicole Jackie and Sarah can be the judges.

When Nicole, Jackie and Sarah see my cock they would be so overcum and possibly faint and not be able to judge the competiton properly, Westie might even get excited too when he sees your cock.

[westcorklad]

When Nicole, Jackie and Sarah see my cock they would be so overcum and possibly faint and not be able to judge the competiton properly, Westie might even get excited too when he sees your cock.

If I bring in my Elvis greatest hits CD he surely will get excited.

[rover]

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If I bring in my Elvis greatest hits CD he surely will get excited.

He'd probably get All Shook Up and call you The Devil in Disguise and say Don't Be Cruel and say I Just Help Believin' that you've done this, then he'll say I Feel So Bad, then he'll hit you, besides Westie is rather fond of Freddie.