loyalty cards ?? would this work here?

[Sam Spade]

I can just see it now...

Hun ?

Yes dear.

What's this Escort Ireland card in your wallet for ?

Ohh that..... Its errrr for a charity to help people kinda thing...

Thats lovely dear, but are you sure we can afford to donating so much, and so often ?

That made me laugh so much - I can probably relate to that one.

As always someone will certainly get fucked from these cards.