You know when you spot a gorgeous escort and you think to yourself ... 'I like that, I think I'll visit' ... well I have had a particular escort on my radar for quite a while now and we never seemed to be in the same part of the country at the same time. We had spoken on the phone and by PM many times but something always seemed to get in the way. But yesterday we finalised the arrangements and made the appointment.
I was up, showered and on the road to Dublin by 06.45 to meeting #1. Looking forward to my appointment at 2. I parked up and got the Dart into meeting #1. By 10.30 meeting #1 was over so I left to go to meeting #2 complete with a stiffy. Couldn't stop thinking about my last punt! Onto the Luas and off to meeting #2 complete with stiffy! Meeting #2 over and stiffy was getting obvious ..... I rang the escort but got no answer and the phone mailbox was not activated. Onto the Luas to connect with the Dart. I rang the escort again .... no reply but it was only 13.00 and one hour to go. Onto the Dart with stiffy and back to the car. Its half one and Im in the car heading to my last new punt ..... I stop at a few minutes to 2 as Im really close .... I rang the escort and she answered.... oh the stiffy was getting awkward .... the moment had finally arrived .... she cancelled! She cancelled .... stiffy died there and then.

Why didnt she ring an hour before to do that ... I could have stayed in Dublin! Bummer