The last new punt ....

[Monkeynut]

AM I FOLLOWING THIS???
you had a ride in the morning with no1......left with a stiffy ...? first q why did you still have a stiffy where you not sated?..then went to no 2...your just greedy

Meeting as in business meeting ...... !!! Two of them, carefully timed so I could be in the right place at 2 with Mr Stiffy!

[Monkeynut]

But maybe something did occur which made the girl cancel...who knows and monkeynut if your walking around with a stiffy you might want to get it checked out

I was hoping to have it sorted out some time after 2 !!

[Ric Hardgear]

ok am i pissed ....did you book 2 girls on the same day?

[Monkeynut]

ok am i pissed ....did you book 2 girls on the same day?

No just one ..... for 2 pm!

[benin]

ok 2 points
no1. rickles dont ask questions when your drunk...ya thick
n0.2 its awful when what monkeynut described happens,however i cant stop laughing at the thought of him going from meeting to meeting with his loaded gun...and never getting the shot off.

[dave1dave]

No just one ..... for 2

What ?

You mean to say you had a mate with you ?

You booked one to see two ?

[Monkeynut]

ok 2 points
no1. rickles dont ask questions when your drunk...ya thick
n0.2 its awful when what monkeynut described happens,however i cant stop laughing at the thought of him going from meeting to meeting with his loaded gun...and never getting the shot off.

Well Mrs Monkeynut got the benefit of the loaded gun before dinner ......... and after dinner .............. and this morning ..... twice .... Im knackered.

[Monkeynut]

I was kinda hoping this lovely escort might at least contact me but nothing so far. She is a lovely looking lady and I still want to see her, but again, the location doesnt suit at the moment. It did yesterday but not now

[dave1dave]

Only happened once to me, and the lovely lady gave me a few hours notice.
I've been pretty lucky.

[mr maxi]

You know when you spot a gorgeous escort and you think to yourself ... 'I like that, I think I'll visit' ... well I have had a particular escort on my radar for quite a while now and we never seemed to be in the same part of the country at the same time. We had spoken on the phone and by PM many times but something always seemed to get in the way. But yesterday we finalised the arrangements and made the appointment.
I was up, showered and on the road to Dublin by 06.45 to meeting #1. Looking forward to my appointment at 2. I parked up and got the Dart into meeting #1. By 10.30 meeting #1 was over so I left to go to meeting #2 complete with a stiffy. Couldn't stop thinking about my last punt! Onto the Luas and off to meeting #2 complete with stiffy! Meeting #2 over and stiffy was getting obvious ..... I rang the escort but got no answer and the phone mailbox was not activated. Onto the Luas to connect with the Dart. I rang the escort again .... no reply but it was only 13.00 and one hour to go. Onto the Dart with stiffy and back to the car. Its half one and Im in the car heading to my last new punt ..... I stop at a few minutes to 2 as Im really close .... I rang the escort and she answered.... oh the stiffy was getting awkward .... the moment had finally arrived .... she cancelled! She cancelled .... stiffy died there and then.

Why didnt she ring an hour before to do that ... I could have stayed in Dublin! Bummer

What a fecking bummer Monkeynut.
I always have a plan b , c , d, and even e in place just incase. I know you thought you wouldn't need them but it goes to show you can never be 100% guaranteed.
So Mrs Monkeynut must be wallking like a monkey now. Odd that......