Ever been with a dirty girl ?

[dave1dave]

Whilst enjoying a rather marvelous breakfast this morning, a work collegue who I had arranged to meet en route for breakfast leaned over the table and out of the blue says to me,

"Have you ever been with a dirty girl ?"

Now what happened next was extraordinary, the coffee in my mouth decided to eject itself in three different directions all at the same time..
Down my windpipe, out my nose and out my mouth !
I may have even wet myself.. I'm still not sure.

The waitress thought she was going to have to perform CPR on me as I couldn't breath for a few moments, I was standing there making a gawping sound.

So anyway when I had gotten a fresh orange juice into me,(I had spat a lovely mouthful of coffee into the one I had) I asked him what he meant and he replyed " You know, a dirty girl.... One that you shag for money"

To which I replied, " I've been with quite a few dirty girls but I can assure you, none of them were in need of a wash ! "

He then told me that this was the local discription for an escort. But then again he lives in Ballygobackwards.

Anyone heard of this before ?

I do hope its in the Christina Aguilara sense of dirty...