Arriving at a punt for the first time ....

[banterboy]

I recently got directions from a Lady who had a room in the same hotel as me. It took 4 phone calls to finally get a room number. I appreciate she had to be cautious but I have to admit that only because I was extremely randy did I put up with all the hassle. I agree that a text message would have been the best answer.

[mr maxi]

One occasion when I had spoken to the girl in Newbridge and she told me to ring her when I passed a certain door at the side of a shopping centre BUT there were 5 similiar doors. . . .so I stood at one of the doors and phoned again. . . .there were two other guys and a girl standing there. . . little bit embarrassing when the girl standing there answered the phone.........have to agree that texting directions is the better option

Defo text is the better option.

[monster_monster]

One occasion when I had spoken to the girl in Newbridge and she told me to ring her when I passed a certain door at the side of a shopping centre BUT there were 5 similiar doors. . . .so I stood at one of the doors and phoned again. . . .there were two other guys and a girl standing there. . . little bit embarrassing when the girl standing there answered the phone.........have to agree that texting directions is the better option

ha ha ha, brilliant!!! i hope she was to you're liking and you didn't scarper when you saw her

[Rodney69]

... are we that obvious when we are getting directions? I was in and around D4 last night at about 10.30 having spent a lovely time with a lady from these pages. She is based in an apartment complex where there are quite a few ladies residing. As I was leaving I received a long text so I stopped to read it and reply to it. In the few minutes I was there, three punters walked past, phones stuck to their ears repeating the directions given to them by their appointed ladies ..... Obvious or what!!

So guys ..... if you were getting directions at around 10.30 ish last night in D4, I saw you and you are all really ugly ...... especially the big guy with his coat collar turned up!

I also saw a vision of beauty in a mini skirt leaving one of the apartment blocks with an overnight bag. She was gorgeous as she walked past me and got into a taxi and, on checking, found her on this site ....... mmmmmm she is next !!

Only a couple of months ago met a lady in D4, most likely same apartment blocks, been there 3 times now in 18 months. But this time while attempting to get in, met someone I knew who turned out to be living there. lol
Luckily I was a little bit away from the apartment block at the time. And then later to make things more risky, the lady in question decided to come down to meet me. Was sure glad to get into the apartment without being spotted.

Needless to say I'll be reluctant to go back to that apartment block again or at least will be looking for directions via text in future

[ThomasJ]

Since I'm in my new location, I prefer to send a text message to all the clients coming to see me.

They confirm to me in a quick 2 secs phone call when they are nearby (or with the new clients in front of the gate, as I don't want to give my address to someone who might now show at all). I then send a text with all the info they need to get to me.

In this way, my clients don't have to walk around with a phone to their ears repeating my directions. I find it's working much better. I keep the text as a template in a phone software I am using with my N95 (PC Suite) and it takes a sec to send out that text. OK ... amazingly enough, some of them still go to the wrong building and then they ring again ... but at least I know it's not my fault, as everything is clearly explained in the text.

The first escort I went to sent me the directions by text but none have since - it is always "I am near xxxxxxxxxxx and ring me when you get there, then it's go to the xxxxx gate then call me, then xxxxxxx to open the door, xx floor, appartment x" Spend a bloody age with the phone stuck to my ear and it's obvious what I am doing - girls lets text the directions and make life easier.

[sharkskin]

The simple and cheap fix is to get a wireless hands-free kit for your phone and use that. It is then much less obvious that you are on a call. Just learn to talk without moving your lips and you will be as good as Jason Bourne in Waterloo station.

Even better would be to get an iPhone and use the standard ear-buds with built in mic. Then it just looks like you are listening to music.