Why is it?

[benin]

I look forward to it. I will make sure I have some apple pie to go with that custard!

american pie anyone?

[wellhungchap]

I can eat your pie without his custard ...deeddin I

deedin i can strangle my own fully erect raging semi, whilst watching you ayt-ing said moderators snatch!!

[fiatpunter]

The first time i ever CIM'd was with Kate (I think) on the Jersey Shore.

We got naked, she told me she didn't fuck and the proceeded to give me the best blowjob i had ever had (still up there although it didn't have that many to beat at the time).

I just remember at the end of it thinking ...."eh, where'd my soldiers go??"

It's not something that i look for in the favourites myself.

[vampirejackie]

I can eat your pie without his custard ...deeddin I

Im shocked! lol

[JohnRambo]

I think its probably something to do with the fact you can’t get her pregnant that way, well not that I’m aware of anyway.

[scotus]

It is something I would never ask for, but if it is volunteered - well, I do enjoy it then.

The enjoyment for me has nothing to do with power or control. It's just the sheer naughtiness of it I find exciting, as well as the novelty factor

[rover]

You said the wrong word WHC, free! lol

I will pay you 150 Jackie to fill your mouth with custard and by the way, just watch those fangs and I'll watch mine.

[vampirejackie]

I will pay you 150 Jackie to fill your mouth with custard and by the way, just watch those fangs and I'll watch mine.

Im much more expensive than that rover, add a 0! lol

[Nicole]

I will pay you 150 Jackie to fill your mouth with custard and by the way, just watch those fangs and I'll watch mine.

Well, this pic is not really accurate or am I mistaken. Jackie is Vampire so that makes you Rover this blonde chick sucking cock

[Westsidex]

deedin, i do thinking'd that jackie would look loverly with a nice pile of penis porridge hanging from her left nostril, tis classy out and elegant as fuck, deedin it do be.

i do liking'd to ejaculating adin inside in the females face, hair, nose, eyes and ears, for many reasons. it do making'd me horny out, watching said lady, down on her own knees, mouth wide open, whilst my own good self do be standing over her, lips pursed together, with my tongue sticking out of the side, as i do bringing'd myself to the boil. having'd a good auld fashioned wank. then i do feeling'd the sap sh'tarting to rise, adin inside in me own bolleex, the veins do popping on th'auld forhead, and i reach the point of no return. 'Tid a miraculous sight to behold, when the jism do leaving'd my own japs eye. for'n i do generally aiming'd for the good lady's eye, then mouth, then try and get a stream adin inside in her snot filled nose and the lark.
a nice bit of cock custard fired from the double barrelled cock custard gun do be fucking great when i do making'd a mess of said ladies hair. for'n after i do making'd my excuses, and shag off, she do having'd to wash her hair, then dry it etc...

so, to sum up, i do liking'd to ejaculate in the female face, for'n it do be funny out, deedin it dont..........id say

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