A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up to see that she is no longer pregnant and
frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies "Ma'am you had twins,
a boy and a girl, your brother from Cork came in and named them".
The woman thinks to herself "OH NO !, not my brother, he's an eegit !".
She asks the doctor "Well, what's the girls name ?".
"Denise"
"Wow, that's not a bad name, i like it !.
What's the boys name?
Doc replies: Denephew
...PMSL Hahaha
Just goes to show ya... you dont have to be a corkman to be a LAAAANGER...