there I was choosing a pressie for a friends newborn today making my choice when the question came too me Why do babies outfits have pockets? I mean what exactly are they gonna put in them?..
there I was choosing a pressie for a friends newborn today making my choice when the question came too me Why do babies outfits have pockets? I mean what exactly are they gonna put in them?..
That is a really good question and wish I had the answer lol
Spare rattles, their own crap, extra dummy tits...
I first asked that question 26 years ago and never got an answer so when visitors arrived I used to slip a condom into the young fellas top pocket!
the pockets are used to hide their parents rock of crack cocaine?...
dope - a few Rizzlas - knuckle duster - condoms - few rusk crumbs which smell like vomitus - rolled up copy of the telegraph
... tit mag for the potty...
Westie, you're on the mark with the money thing, but not in the way that you think. As we all know, most fashion designers are men and men design for women to please other men. In this case, the baby garment was probably designed by a man also. The way it works is, when the aunts come around to look at the infant, they will tickle it under the chin, go cuchie coo, and then stick a nice crisp bank note in the pocket. The father, being a good father, will immediately realise that it would be dangerous if the baby were to get hold of the money and put it in it's mouth, so he swiftly extracts the money from the pocket and legs it to the pub as fast as he can and thanks God for creating aunts.