Question for the escorts!

[carlos marvado]

I would have to say the most annoying thing I encounter as an escort is having men ask me how big their cocks are? Or do they have a big cock, and the best one yet what is the biggest cock I have ever seen. I usually respond, "Yours darling, I can't average very well, so all cocks look large to me.":D

Try specsavers Violette................then you'll be able to see what's staring you in the face. Better get two pairs......reading glasses for the less well endowed and long distance ones for when Brother Anon cums a calling.