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    I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

    I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse
    i will just stick with juicy if you dont mind

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    see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnmurphy View Post
    see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt

    nearly all the ones i visit have the same name, mistress
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse
    Sorry Lucy. I was just joking around, should have been a bit less crude.

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    If I don't know how to pronounce someone's name then I ask, escort or not. So far no one has ever complained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    If I don't know how to pronounce someone's name then I ask, escort or not. So far no one has ever complained.
    You are a wise man, Gordo. I usually start the call with "Hello, is this __________ ?" You are always one step ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    You are a wise man, Gordo. I usually start the call with "Hello, is this __________ ?" You are always one step ahead.
    "Hello" is a good start. Then I normally give my own name, but I've noticed that many people don't. Then I ask the "is this ____?" question. Then, if unsure, I say something like "Am I pronouncing that correctly?". The whole thing takes only a few seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

    Was thinkin about this the other day. Some of the names are just impossible. Oh and lol at "pound you".

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