Chat up lines

[Iashaf]

Jesus she was hard to get.
Westside.

PS what was her answer?

30 minutes or an hour.

[monster_monster]

Jesus she was hard to get.
Westside.

PS what was her answer?

pepper spray

[Westsidex]

30 minutes or an hour.

Thats the length of time you were saying chat up lines to her? Ah well.

look she was playing hard to get,
Westside.

PS :-)

[vampirejackie]

Are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

Class, i love this one

[monster_monster]

Class, i love this one

well in that case Jackie I was just wondering if you are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

[vampirejackie]

well in that case Jackie I was just wondering if you are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

Hee Hee, Im not unfortunately!

[vampirejackie]

If i bite through it though, i could count the rings and that will show how old it is!

[Forrest]

Are you an archaeologist? 'Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

I will have to try that one out sometime.
Has it worked for you?

[monster_monster]

Hee Hee, Im not unfortunately!

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[monster_monster]

If i bite through it though, i could count the rings and that will show how old it is!

just because vampires can regenerate don't think it's all right to go chomping through cocks (shake fist and hide cock)