Chat up lines

**Dirty Harry** · 15-10-10, 10:47

Originally Posted by Forrest

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

no offence forrest but i don't think i will use any of your chat up lines they didn't work for you so they will hardly work for me either thats why we're both still here....

**Lucy Chambers** · 15-10-10, 10:56

Have you got a coat? Yes, why? Get it- you have pulled

Do you need 20 pence? No, why? Someone needs to ring your mum and tell her you wont be home.

**kerry lad in town** · 15-10-10, 11:15

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

**kerry lad in town** · 15-10-10, 11:17

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

**Forrest** · 15-10-10, 11:20

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

no offence forrest but i don't think i will use any of your chat up lines they didn't work for you so they will hardly work for me either thats why we're both still here....

How do you know they didn't work for me at some stage

I could have been a player in my day, I just can't remember that far back.

**monster_monster** · 15-10-10, 11:22

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Have you got a coat? Yes, why? Get it- you have pulled

Do you need 20 pence? No, why? Someone needs to ring your mum and tell her you wont be home.

you could also try:

Get your coat love...

...I've got a knife

**monster_monster** · 15-10-10, 11:23

We can do this one of two ways;

Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.

**monster_monster** · 15-10-10, 11:25

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

**fiatpunter** · 15-10-10, 11:28

I think the only line I ever used was "You are much too good looking to be with him". It worked too.

**mr maxi** · 15-10-10, 11:31

Do you take it up the ass?

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